Start Waxing The Shafts

Anyone knows me If They Know That I have a family of spiders Wanting me dead. For god sakes, I need to bring in arachnids ally if I want to survive this. It's like I Killed Their mother. One time I accidentally tear up this web and spider with me to flesh out. Well, duh. I Could not help it, I freaked Because it surprised me and i killed it. They Must Have Been watching me. They Have eight frickin 'eyes, They watch dog anything They want. Spiders Are vindictive! They Are Different species of spiders rallying Against Me and the only ones i have on my side Are poisonous ones. If Those spiders go over to the Other Side, then I'm sunk. I can not help That I have a streak with pissing off spiders. I do not know why They hate me ... I Do not Hate Them. I Think They Are cute. Well, Other thn That, I am doing fine. Defend your friend from the eight-legged foe ... nonpoisonous the eight-legged foe.